sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me

(via garretjacobhobbs)


neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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"Ann is the greatest human being ever invented."

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gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

(via garretjacobhobbs)



happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

(via totherefrigeratorandbeyond)


Favorite missing book quotes Toilet practice

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ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

(via nattvvolff)



thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


kikuomiku4:

kikuomiku4:

i’m pretty uninteresting as a person but at least i’m not a superwholock.

please reblog this i want superwholocks to get mad at me.

(via comic-sans-voice)



simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

(via comic-sans-voice)


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howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

(via wellthatslucky)