smaug-official:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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lilopelekai:

pleakley + talking about mosquitoes (bonus: cobra bubbles)

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kingcheddarxvii:

Guardians of the Galaxy? More like

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gondory:

hello darkness my old friend

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awwww-cute:

Here is one of my dogs comforting her sister during a storm

awwww-cute:

Here is one of my dogs comforting her sister during a storm

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sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

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evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

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princess-passion-flower:

scratchingpad:

I need safety goggles

so gentle

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weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

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ollivander:

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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SCREAMS


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sarahtheartiste:

HOLY FUCK
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

sarahtheartiste:

HOLY FUCK

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

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gingerhaze:

GOTG COMICS

no actual spoilers probably don’t worry

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girl scout badges and accomplishments

lambhoof:

qualifiedyetsluttynurse:

lambhoof:

-blood tithing
-bonecrafting
-demon hosting
-bearer of the dark crystal
-arson
-haruspex
-slime
-antagonizing extraterrestrials
-thaumaturgy
-aviation
-day out on the lake of fire
-grievous injury
-self surgery
-best warcry
-chainmail fashion
-week alone in the woods of eternal night
-malevolent fungus taiming/p>

Pleas dont lie on the internet like this

i was a girl scout for several centuries

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